lines = new Array(19)
lines[0] = "Open Source Shite"
lines[1] = "Ram It Fish-Face"
lines[2] = "Hi Janet"
lines[3] = "Bulbs"
lines[4] = "Cuppateatime"
lines[5] = "It's sooo Cakey!"
lines[6] = "I bought a boat today, I don't know why"
lines[7] = "Anything the Snellinator Develops - Works!"
lines[8] = "Up Yer Arse"
lines[9] = "Mmmm Danone!"
lines[10] = "Hows yer Gonads for sweat?"
lines[11] = "Ballcocks!"
lines[12] = "It is I, Le Clerc!"
lines[13] = "Um Bongos"
lines[14] = "Katanga!"
lines[15] = "Ist Cool, Ya?"
lines[16] = "Bom chikka wah wah"
lines[17] = "Its Marvelous! Less Fat Too!"
lines[18] = "It's all gone, It's all gone"
lines[19]= "W00t"
var c = Math.random()*(19);
var i = Math.round(c);
document.write(lines[i]);